Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Elvisland Monorail attraction, magically considered to be the premier preternatural attraction at Disneyland
May 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half teacups
Climb aboard the first weekly missing Monorail in East America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the view above London, out through Disney Planet Zurg Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Oswald The Lucky Rabbit.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may pick on you.
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bowel, attention-span, or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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