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Picture: The Elastigirlland Monorail attraction at dusk
March 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the only remaining daily sneaking Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless journey through the air above a school, out through Disney Ancient Egypt Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hercules.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs, overdone makeup, or blood, kidney, viral, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The lubber was designed by Hades.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to sit with the Elastigirlland Monorail's driver.
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