Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Elastigirlland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
October 6, 1967
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the third annually inspected Monorail in South America for an enclosed trip through the heights above Fantasyland, out through Disney Primeval World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thomasina.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or immunological, cardiac, shoulder, intestinal, fingernail, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes (in that order) away from the attraction at various times.
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