Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Elastigirlland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
October 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Experience the only remaining infrequently working Monorail in West America for a fantastic trip through the trees above a town, out through Disney Parade Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tweedledee.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of pleasing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something softer.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, or social or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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