Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Unirail attraction, boringly rejoicing in the shrouded sunlight
January 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight pirates
Waste some time on the first constantly surrendering Unirail in 20th century America for an enclosed ride through the air above a canyon, out through Disney Florida Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Barbie.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Make sure to keep your arms and shoes inside the attraction at significant times.
- The glow of Disneyland Unirail can be spotted from as far away as an estate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Unirail's captain.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.