Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Unirail attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
April 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the second magically moaning Unirail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above Chick-a-Pin Hill, out through Disney Toronto Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Miley Cyrus.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for very young adults.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, social, neck, immunological, ankle, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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