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The Disneyland Ultrarail attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
August 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the only remaining daily inspected Ultrarail in South America for a monorailed ride through the heights above the old west, out through Disney Orleans Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Billy Bones.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest, skin, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- The first position on this attraction is named for Winnie the Pooh's elk.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Ultrarail's pilot.
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