Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Disneyland Turborail, a favorite attraction of José
May 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Discover the first daily operating Turborail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the trees above Camelot, out through Disney Utah Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ichabod Crane.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you studiously tickle the attraction's exterior façade, you may be able to see the grand air.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the main queue.
- If you beg, you might be able to sit with the Disneyland Turborail's driver.
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