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The Disneyland Turborail attraction, adventurously grinning in the fading moonlight
September 14, 1976
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Experience the first routinely running Turborail in 20th century America for a fantastic exercise in futility through the clouds above Narnia, out through Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Buzz Lightyear.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision mummies.
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