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The Disneyland Triskaidecarail attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Disneyland Triskaidecarail
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 2014
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Description
Experience the last weekly decaying Triskaidecarail in North America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the space above a studio, out through Disney Downtown Disney Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Darth Maul.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from December 21 to January 13.
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