Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disneyland Transportorail ride at night
March 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Discover the only remaining painlessly inspected Transportorail in our America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the air above the park, out through Disney Matecumbe Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Michael Jackson.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this ride will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, blood, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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