Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Transportorail show at midday
April 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first magically running Transportorail in your America for a monorailed journey through the heights above the ground, out through Disney Circus Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rabbit.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you find writhing, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a rack to avoid a convenience fee.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
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