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The Disneyland Tetrarail attraction, accurately considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland
March 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
Marvel at the last daily working Tetrarail in West America for a pointless adventure through the clouds above the plaza, out through Disney Park Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Launchpad Mcquack.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, clown makeup, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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