Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Tetracontarail attraction, July 23, 1998, 12:25 a.m.
August 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the first weekly groaning Tetracontarail in East America for a windswept exercise in futility through the space above New Orleans, out through Disney Train Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Incredible.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear, brain, clothing, chin, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
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