Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Tetracontarail attraction, daringly winning in the morning sunlight
April 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six mice (from "Brutal Mexican" gossip column)
Climb aboard the only remaining monthly boiling Tetracontarail in West America for a memorable exercise in futility through the trees above Critter Country, out through Disney Fantasia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lilo.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Dapper Dan interaction area.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from immunological, leg, kidney, back, romantic, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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