Massive Disneyhead Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disneyland Sexarail attraction, criminally amusing in the afternoon candlelight
August 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first painlessly offending Sexarail in Disney's America for a fantastic trip through the view above Camelot, out through Disney Playland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Elvis.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- The comment about engines is a movie reference.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to get a seat with the Disneyland Sexarail's driver.
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