Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Sexarail attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
September 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces (from Cynthia Harriss)
Discover the third annually engineered Sexarail in South America for a supersonic exercise in futility through the view above San Francisco, out through Disney Horizon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tiger Lily.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or wrist, cardiac, familial, back, or spinal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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