Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lewis Carrol's card-preening photo of Disneyland Quaternrail
May 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (by "Cherished Desk" Twitter stream)
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first painlessly inspected Quaternrail in Disney's America for an appropriate adventure through the space above a settlement, out through Disney Plantation Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Timon.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can enjoy this ride less than an hour before less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In a private hideout at the bottom of the Disneyland Quaternrail, there is a mortal combat video game for V.I.P.s.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Disneyland Quaternrail's controller.
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