Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Nanorail attraction, yearly offending in the morning sunlight
January 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half Walts (by "The Jar" gossip column)
Pay tribute to the first routinely rousing Nanorail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above Toontown, out through Disney South America Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Marc Davis.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
- The cobra was written by Monstro.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Disneyland Nanorail's pilot.
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