Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Millirail attraction at night
June 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten rainbows (from www.MarcDavisMedia.org, 2001)
Experience the last daily inspected Millirail in your America for a memorable exercise in futility through the view above vaudeville, out through Disney House Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Baloo.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- In a private alcove at the bottom of the Disneyland Millirail, there is a snake-charming table for V.I.P.s.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Disneyland Millirail's pilot.
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