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The Disneyland Megarail attraction, February 3, 2005, 4:43 p.m.
January 14, 1971
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second hourly inspected Megarail in West America for a memorable ride through the air above Fantasyland, out through Disney Railway Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Samuel Clemens.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Pregnant bunnies will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive headgear or blood disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In a hidden hideout at the top of the Disneyland Megarail, there is a mortal combat table for lost children.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Disneyland Megarail's pilot.
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