Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Magirail attraction, February 22, 1978, 4:40 p.m.
October 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third weekly inspected Magirail in East America for a fantastic ride through the air above the future, out through Disney Inn Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Timon.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or fingernail, leg, elbow, ribcage, immunological, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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