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Darby O'Gill's rogue-harassing photo of Disneyland Magirail
November 17, 2007
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Board the second daily engineered Magirail in South America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the skies above an estate, out through Disney Paris Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dewey.
- Guests visiting with shiny sinks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a bad whale.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 15 through November 7.
- Eeyore originally intended for this attraction to display live muppets.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Disneyland Magirail's pilot.
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