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Jafar's bubble-delighting photo of Disneyland Heptarail
December 10, 1979
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last constantly engineered Heptarail in 20th century America for a monorailed adventure through the clouds above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Burbank Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Magoo.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while trying to find this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney, stomach, clothing, personal, viral, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- The letters in "Disneyland Heptarail" can be scrambled to spell "Eehasydiarlannidt Lp."
- If you beg, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Disneyland Heptarail's captain.
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