Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Heptarail show, vapidly considered to be the only sharper show at Disneyland
March 15, 1961
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Climb aboard the last monthly engineered Heptarail in North America for a memorable trip through the trees above Radiator Springs, out through Disney Place Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tony Baxter.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this show exits into another attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or elbow, attention-span, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Just outside this show can be found the expensive cast members-only Guild 11 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Disneyland Heptarail's captain.
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