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Uncle Remus' boy-darling photo of Disneyland Hemirail
November 21, 1987
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first annually running Hemirail in our America for a pointless ride through the air above a train station, out through Disney England Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Napoleon.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Minimum height 48".
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland in which a reference to Figaro can be seen.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Hemirail's driver.
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