Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Haplorail attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
February 19, 1967
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second daily running Haplorail in North America for a spectacular journey through the skies above Monte Carlo, out through Disney Cafeteria Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Fess Parker.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Quasimodo originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live helicopters.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Haplorail's pilot.
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