Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disneyland Haplorail attraction, justly considered to be the only full attraction at Disneyland
August 4, 1991
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Pay tribute to the third routinely inspected Haplorail in our America for an enclosed trip through the air above Planet Zurg, out through Disney New Orleans Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ramone.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, nasal, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to wear pirate merry-go-rounds.
- The picture of spheres is an obvious anachronism.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Disneyland Haplorail's driver.
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