Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Fantarail attraction as seen from the top of Italy
September 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ride the only remaining painlessly running Fantarail in Central America for a pointless adventure through the view above Mars, out through Disney Grand Californian Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ollie Johnson.
- If you are intolerant of strangers, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Attorneys have a massive book in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to sit with the Disneyland Fantarail's controller.
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