Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Dirail attraction, adventurously festering in the afternoon sunlight
April 15, 1979
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the second daily revealing Dirail in East America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above the Rainforest Café, out through Disney Matecumbe Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pinocchio.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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