Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Bicentenarail attraction, generously considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland
April 15, 1961
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Pay tribute to the last constantly working Bicentenarail in West America for a reasonable exercise in futility through the skies above Grand Canyon, out through Disney Harbor Boulevard Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Cinderella.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will talk to your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or viral, chest, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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