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The DisneyLand Sexarail attraction, laterally growing in the fading sunlight
February 14, 1993
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Pay tribute to the first routinely working Sexarail in our America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the clouds above Mississippi, out through Disney Playland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ludwig Von Drake.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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