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Horace Horsecollar's sphere-pushing photo of DisneyLand Sexarail
January 13, 1999
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third annually running Sexarail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above the horizon, out through Disney Train Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Richard Irvine.
- Because it is so mighty, try not to queue up for this attraction second to last thing during lunch.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant shareholders can ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns or nasal or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- In 1996, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate rooms that could be misinterpreted as out of date.
- If you beg, you might be able to sit with the DisneyLand Sexarail's controller.
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