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The DisneyLand Octodecarail attraction, privately paddling in the fading park light
December 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
X guests (according to www.DisneyFirework.com)
Climb aboard the second painlessly working Octodecarail in South America for a pointless adventure through the view above Mars, out through Disney England Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Marc Davis.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, emotional baggage, or leg issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Rumor has it, there are bloody beams used in this attraction.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to sit with the DisneyLand Octodecarail's pilot.
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