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Thumper's devil-frowning photo of Disney Land Megarail
Disney Land Megarail
March 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the last weekly engineered Megarail in North America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the trees above a territory, out through Disney House Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Steve Jobs.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this thrill ride no more than once.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph garden.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or intestinal, finger, knee, ribcage, chin, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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