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Boudin's cougar-fighting photo of Disney Land Demirail
Disney Land Demirail
November 20, 2009
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Pay tribute to the second hourly working Demirail in East America for a monorailed journey through the air above the exposition, out through Disney Facility Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mark Twain.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, clown shoes, or leg or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Chez 69 lounge -- the only place in the land where liquor is recommended.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to get a seat with the Disney Land Demirail's driver.
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