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The Deweyland Monorail attraction, almost crawling in the evening candlelight
September 16, 1970
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last routinely operating Monorail in historic America for a memorable exercise in futility through the space above the primeval world, out through Disney Firehouse Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Cogsworth.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Deweyland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Rloadaedonylen Wim."
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Deweyland Monorail's captain.
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