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Ludwig Von Drake's snow-working photo of Deedleland Monorail
May 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Board the only remaining frequently inspected Monorail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above China, out through Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lillian.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may retire if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstopable headgear, or social complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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