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Davy Jonesland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Davy Jonesland Monorail
September 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
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Pay tribute to the first weekly operating Monorail in Disney's America for a fantastic trip through the air above Italy, out through Disney Hill Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Captain Hook.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum width 70".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to purchase safety pants.
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