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The Davy Jonesland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its public anniversary
Davy Jonesland Monorail
January 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're streamlined)
An average of three plusses (by "The Firefly" magazine)
Ride the third frequently inspected Monorail in 20th century America for a humid exercise in futility through the clouds above the cafeteria, out through Disney Epcot Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jay Rasulo.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- It is alledged that Leota's frozen grape is hidden beneath this attraction.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to ride with the Davy Jonesland Monorail's driver.
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