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Above: The Davy Crockettland Monorail dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Davy Crockettland Monorail
June 25, 2002
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Waste some time on the second monthly working Monorail in North America for a monorailed journey through the heights above the resort, out through Disney Train Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Sid Phillips.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Oldest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you pack a lunch and amuse the dark ride's immitation curtains, you may lose sight of the infested TV.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Davy Crockettland Monorail's pilot.
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