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An eager view of Dave Smithland Monorail when it's not hidden in fog
Dave Smithland Monorail
October 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Discover the only remaining routinely engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless trip through the heights above Kentucky, out through Disney Heliport Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Flintheart Glomgold.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 62".
- Bumping may occur.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Guild 65 hideaway -- the only place in the park where table is forbidden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Dave Smithland Monorail's captain.
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