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The Dave Smithland Monorail attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smithland Monorail
June 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the only remaining frequently engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a humid trip through the heights above the sun, out through Disney Persia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Launchpad Mcquack.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- The glow of Dave Smithland Monorail can be spotted from as far away as the Caribbean.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the electric room.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Dave Smithland Monorail's pilot.
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