Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smithland Monorail attraction at night
Dave Smithland Monorail
January 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first routinely operating Monorail in South America for an enclosed adventure through the clouds above the Ganges River, out through Disney Waterfall Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Miley Cyrus.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 65".
- Pregnant walnuts can ride.
- The letters in "Dave Smithland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Dnri Nosoaed Lmavtihlma."
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to get a seat with the Dave Smithland Monorail's driver.
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