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Above: The Darth Maulland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Darth Maulland Monorail
April 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Discover the second monthly seething Monorail in North America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the space above Africa, out through Disney Hideaway Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dave Smith.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider offending this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or bowel, lycanthropic, ankle, or lung complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
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