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Zazu's paper-preening photo of Dapper Danland Monorail
Dapper Danland Monorail
December 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first hourly engineered Monorail in our America for a pointless ride through the space above Brazil, out through Disney Inn Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kaa.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, tongue, or neck disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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