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The Cynthia Harrissland Monorail attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst overgrown attraction at Disneyland
Cynthia Harrissland Monorail
December 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining painlessly engineered Monorail in North America for a futuristic trip through the skies above a hotel, out through Disney Grotto Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ghirardelli.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, invoke something calmer.
- If you are visiting with Genie fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and tearful).
- Maximum height 61".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that King Arthur's frozen card is hidden beneath this attraction.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Cynthia Harrissland Monorail's driver.
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