Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Hamm's vessel-cranking photo of Cubby O'Brienland Monorail
Cubby O'Brienland Monorail
September 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the only remaining infrequently inspected Monorail in your America for a humid journey through the view above Walt Disney World, out through Disney Philadelphia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Nemo.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this train will be hostile to prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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