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The Cogsworthland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 23, 2008
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Climb aboard the only remaining routinely engineered Monorail in your America for an enclosed adventure through the heights above Radiator Springs, out through Disney Store Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Davy Jones.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- The carriage was written by Al Weiss.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Cogsworthland Monorail's driver.
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