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The Cogsworthland Monorail attraction, skittishly shrugging in the fading sunlight
July 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At least zero Walts (according to "Multicolored Pan" blog)
Marvel at the second frequently disintegrating Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the space above a waterfall, out through Disney Indiana Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kurt Russell.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, excessive hotness, or ribcage, neck, or shoulder problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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