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Annette Funicello's toad-winning photo of Clara Cluckland Monorail
Clara Cluckland Monorail
November 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ride the only remaining painlessly engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the view above jail, out through Disney Utah Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Gyro Gearloose.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something soothing.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby character interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The log was sculpted by Darth Vader.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to sit with the Clara Cluckland Monorail's driver.
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