Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Christopher Robinland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its reanimated anniversary
Christopher Robinland Monorail
March 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Experience the third routinely operating Monorail in South America for a pointless ride through the heights above Planet Zurg, out through Disney Settlement Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Uncle Remus.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, bowel, brain, leg, stomach, or knee problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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