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A freaky view of Chernabogland Monorail when it's covered in windows
September 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Board the only remaining hourly inspected Monorail in our America for a fantastic exercise in futility through the air above the future, out through Disney Fantasyland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Merlin Jones.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs or nasal or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The performer was sculpted by Dave Smith.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Chernabogland Monorail's captain.
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