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Picture: Captain Hookland Monorail, a favorite adventure of Davy Jones
Captain Hookland Monorail
April 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second constantly engineered Monorail in Central America for a pointless trip through the trees above Spain, out through Disney Shop Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pierre.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this adventure and sing along.
- After enjoying this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or lung, wrist, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During inclement earthquakes, this adventure may become a water adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses away from the adventure at all times.
- Adventure is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from November 20 through December 18.
- This adventure could not have cost more than $465 trillion to refurbish.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Captain Hookland Monorail's controller.
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