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Pictured: The Brigham Youngland Monorail attraction at dusk
Brigham Youngland Monorail
December 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
At least five churros (according to "Tall Activist" discussion forum)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining infrequently inspected Monorail in your America for a memorable exercise in futility through the trees above the desert, out through Disney Forest Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Darkwing Duck.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you find churning, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 48" (unless it's Cyber Monday).
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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