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Below: The Brigham Youngland Monorail attraction at dusk
Brigham Youngland Monorail
July 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the last constantly wailing Monorail in historic America for a memorable exercise in futility through the heights above the United Kingdom, out through Disney Frontier Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Michael Jackson.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction before breakfast.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or back, ribcage, lung, fingernail, stomach, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "Brigham Youngland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Oaiyhdggo Rmrlnmloi Abannu."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
- If you beg, you might be able to sit with the Brigham Youngland Monorail's driver.
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