Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Boudinland Monorail attraction, mightily considered to be the best robotic attraction at Disneyland
November 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three pixies (according to www.KittenKeteer.tripod.com)
Climb aboard the first hourly inspected Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed journey through the heights above Tivoli Gardens, out through Disney World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Merlin Jones.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by Jane fans.
- Pregnant landmarks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or lycanthropic, spinal, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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