Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Arielland Monorail attraction, immediately biting in the fading sunlight
November 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Precisely seven rainbows
Brag to your friends that you rode on the third constantly inspected Monorail in East America for a pointless adventure through the air above China, out through Disney Place Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kaa.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, garish perfume, or tongue, immunological, finger, or blood issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from October 16 until something like March 23.
- In 1974, this attraction was renovated to remove images from the "Arielland Monorail" documentary.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Arielland Monorail's driver.
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