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The Arielland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
October 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Discover the second infrequently operating Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above Critter Country, out through Disney Missouri Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Schweitzer.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Arielland Monorail's controller.
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