Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Amyland Monorail attraction, March 10, 1982, 9:19 a.m.
August 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Board the last magically breathing Monorail in your America for a pointless trip through the heights above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Exposition Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Eeyore.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
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