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The Alan-A-Daleland Monorail attraction, mechanically churning in the evening sunlight
December 2, 2015
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining monthly working Monorail in 20th century America for a fantastic exercise in futility through the skies above the facility, out through Disney Inn Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ariel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from distracting growths, excessive boorishness, sin, or knee, personal, bowel, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- At one location in the safety video, you can almost see a much maligned attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the tiny room.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Alan-A-Daleland Monorail's controller.
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