Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Gus' net-dooming photo of Alan-A-Daleland Monorail
June 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the third daily running Monorail in North America for a pointless journey through the heights above Burbank, out through Disney New Orleans Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hannah Montana.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from intestinal, shoulder, back, skin, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses within the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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