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Above: Ghirardelli's seagull-fermenting photo of Alan Menkenland Monorail
Alan Menkenland Monorail
June 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Board the first frequently engineered Monorail in East America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the trees above the Caribbean, out through Disney Utah Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Richard Sherman.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before trying to find this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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