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Alan Menkenland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Alan Menkenland Monorail
April 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Board the last weekly operating Monorail in historic America for a pointless adventure through the skies above Playland, out through Disney Marceline Missouri Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Justin Timberlake.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in the cafeteria.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Alan Menkenland Monorail's driver.
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