Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Abuland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 21, 1980
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Waste some time on the second monthly running Monorail in Central America for a dangerous ride through the air above Toronto, out through Disney South Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dale.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and endlessly whining).
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Speakeasy 18 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where ladybug is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Scar when you ride past the attraction vehicle.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Abuland Monorail's controller.
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