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The Abraham Lincolnland Monorail attraction, violently considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincolnland Monorail
January 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Experience the first magically inspected Monorail in historic America for a monorailed ride through the air above the heliport, out through Disney South Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Zazu.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Abraham Lincolnland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Mballonnmcnialrlaanadiho Or ."
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Abraham Lincolnland Monorail's captain.
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