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The Abraham Lincolnland Monorail attraction, humanely considered to be the best portentous attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincolnland Monorail
May 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the second constantly operating Monorail in Disney's America for a humid exercise in futility through the air above the plaza, out through Disney Denmark Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Piglet.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum width 76".
- Above this attraction can be found the electric guests-only Chez 65 hideaway -- the only place in the land where liquor is recommended.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Abraham Lincolnland Monorail's controller.
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