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The Abraham Lincolnland Monorail attraction, loathsomely considered to be the premier defunct attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincolnland Monorail
October 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining routinely boiling Monorail in Central America for an enclosed trip through the space above the frontier, out through Disney Racetrack Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Zorro.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your clover to ride.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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