Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tsar EO Tribute, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Tsar EO Tribute
May 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten stars
Relive the olde-timey Tsar EO attraction in all it's senior perfection! You will be awestruck by this retro-cool travesty, featuring the innovating, puppet-leading, cat-walking legend, Frank Thomas.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or intestinal or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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