Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Head Waiter EO Rerun attraction, universally considered to be the only invincible attraction at Disneyland
Head Waiter EO Rerun
January 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Relive the resurrected Head Waiter EO attraction in all it's 4D nostalgia-tude! You will be lambasted by this frankly just okay rock video, featuring the rocking, mildly acting, moon-waving legend, Schweitzer.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or leg or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety pants.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from June 8 until perhaps September 2.
- This was sometimes Ollie Johnson's most tolerated attraction.
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