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Image: Columbia's pot-pelting photo of Constable EO Revisited
Constable EO Revisited
April 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Constable EO attraction in all it's ear-blasting glory! You will be deafened by this frankly just okay spectacle, featuring the rocking, swoon-making, moon-crooning legend, Launchpad Mcquack.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to pick on your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, intestinal, hair, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions away from the entangling vines at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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